isnt this funny ??

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Two women are walking home after a night out with the girls.

They are very drunk and as the walk home was taking longer than expected,

they find themselves desperate for a wee.

As they are passing a church with a graveyard,

they decide to go and relieve themselves behind the headstones.

As they finish, they both realise they have nothing to wipe themselves with.

The first woman decides to use her knickers and throw them away afterwards,

which is what she does.

The second is wearing expensive underwear and doesn’t want to lose it,

but notices a grave behind her that is very recent and still has flowers all over it.

One of these is a very lavish bunch tied together with thick, expensive ribbon.

‘Just the job’ she decides, and reaches over, drags the flowers towards her,

and uses the ribbon.

Their task completed, they continue staggering home.

Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second.

“We need to keep an eye on our wives.

Mine came home with no knickers on last night!”

“You think you’ve got problems!” exclaims the second husband.

“My wife came home with a card stuck up her ars* that said

‘We’ll never forget you – from all the lads at the fire station’!”

Answers


  1. ¤[L]oveless™¤
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    A classic! Nicely put.
  2. Martin M
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    Loved it!

  3. jontremarteecebrooklyn
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    That’s hilarious, that was a good one!!!
    Have a star!

  4. Roxy Girl
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    LOL, funny! I’ll give you a star 🙂

  5. hippocampus
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    good one!

  6. Lilliand
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    funny. i give you a star

  7. fall out girl
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    hehe
    not bad

  8. ~i-love-music~
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    🙂

  9. miss nice (part 2)
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    hilarious

  10. **ZARA**
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    Amazing…..

  11. ♥Jennifer♥
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    LOL!! good 1!!

  12. GwenStrange
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    HAHA, good one. LOL.
    I’m giving you a star, mate.

  13. shell
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    lol thats really funny

  14. Dayanara*
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    That was so funny, once again thanks for sharing it with us. 🙂 Have a good afternoon. :}

  15. Demelza Wells
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    very funny, will have to be more careful on my nights out lol

  16. oldmanarnie
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    funny funny

  17. hippopotamus
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    very very good haa hhhaaa lmao

  18. Dodie
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    Wicked!

    Can’t wait to tell my husband that one!

    It REALLY made me laugh, so many thanks and a star is on its way! *

    (still laughing, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!)

  19. sugarlipps
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    Funny!

  20. Foxie
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    very good 9/10

  21. shazbaz
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    lmto have a star

  22. sleepwalker69
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    great

  23. Tsunami
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    that was cute

  24. hedgewitch
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    here’s one for you from my 12 year old daughter –

    a brunette and a blonde fall off a cliff.
    who reaches the bottom first?

    the brunette…

    … the blonde stopped and asked for directions on the way down

  25. Tamara D
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    its a good 1 but an old 1 lol anyway keep them coming

  26. linzyb001
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    v.funny u cheered me up i,ll tell that one from now on lol

  27. frix
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    brilliant all my mates will hear this one.

  28. penny b
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    do you make these jokes up your self or did you read it some where ,there very funny

  29. j39s69l05
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    can you say divorce?

  30. ShanniC
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    Hahaha…

  31. the common cold
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    hahaha! funny! i would had just not wiped. there’s a shower and clean clothes at home…

  32. mrsstring50
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    sooooooooo funny loved it

  33. NEILISA
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    lol.. nice!!! yeah..

  34. princess tinkle
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    Thanx you cheered up my sunday.

  35. carolyn
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    I haven’t heard that one before! Have a star!

  36. Mistress Elizza Lioncourt
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    PRICELESS!!!!!!! You are Great!!!!!!

  37. BAHAR
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    hahahahaha very good!!!!!!!!

  38. Jessi H
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    half a star 1/2*

  39. mikecubbie69
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    Great punch line!

  40. chief8
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    I farted laughing……still farting as I type this…..

  41. Ollie
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    Funny Ha Ha

  42. latinmami800
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    Yes it is funny i love it.

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