Why would someone break into my house and only steal one shoe?

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  1. The Revenge Avenged
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    That wasn't me; I was the guy that stole your dirty panties.
  2. ♥Erica
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    they have one foot.

  3. B*
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    maybe they already had the other shoe?

  4. ~Wings Tattered, Fallen~
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    for the lulz?

  5. scuba steve
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    a person with one foot

  6. Jettleg
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    Go watch Dane Cook B and E. That should explain it

  7. ♥Sydney♥
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    maybe they panicked and grabbed whatever they saw! maybe it was dark and thought it was something else.

  8. Kisser
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    He lost his one pair. He had the same shoes with you so he took yours.

  9. Sacha Redux
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    Well, her name was Eileen. Connect the dots!

  10. ♥~spongebob's wife~♥
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    maybe they were a one leg pirate

  11. Rusty Tater ©
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    They are a moron ???

  12. BUBBLEGUM
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    maybe they had the same shoes but the lost one and then they saw you wearing them and decided to steal it…lol

  13. Sea Lion
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    Maybe they need it to kill a bug, and forgot to bring it back.

  14. Cisco
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    He liked the smell of that shoe

  15. Ken C
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    well would you rather they took something more valuable?

  16. dr h
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    he’s an Ihop employee ??

  17. Samara
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    MAybe to scare you and to get you to think they’re going to come back…mwahahaha

  18. ραŗαďĩgm ♪
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    They work at IHop and forgot their shoe!

    Sorry- really lame joke 🙁

    Oh man, what makes it even worse is that dr h beat me to it!

  19. Celes
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    they had lost their shoe so they only need to replace that one

  20. A
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    They knew you really liked that pair of shoes, so that means the person that stole it is someone you know and really wanted to make you mad.

  21. J NAES
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    “you find that man !”

    as he hops away…

  22. Mrs. Zac Efron
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    Maybe thay only have one foot.
    LIMPY!

  23. runnig zebra
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    they wanted to make u angry

  24. devinamaria
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    Because in an evil ploy to toy with your mind he/she will come back and take the other at a later date. At that time they will leave said stolen shoe in a place you know you checked and take off with the other.

  25. ~Gincie
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    My guess: It was some teenager on a dare, and he/she/it only thought to take one shoe as proof…

    That, or the aliens thought the other was a replacement 😀

  26. *If Thats Not Love Then What Is*
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    sell it on eBay. They stole one of the same shoe from someone else… Lol

  27. ♥♪Brittany♥♪
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    maybe they already had the other shoe
    maybe they had two left feet

  28. GTS likes whippedcream
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    to go with the one they stole from my house!!!

  29. Yidiot
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    It will all be explained in the ransom note

  30. Ashley Loves You <3
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    Cuz they already had the other shoe and needed the matching one 🙂

  31. Etcetera
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    to annoy you and make you think you lost it and are never able to find it.
    I think someone is stealing my shoe too…

  32. foreverawesomelyrad
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    Just to make you angry. They’re jokesters that wanted to see you suffer.

  33. Tigger
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    They have a Shoe Fetish and only need one Shoe at a time.

  34. ❤Elle❤ ❤Mental❤
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    Ask Ms. Feasance or The Prof.

  35. Poor Fatty
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    To make you wonder why they only stole one shoe.

  36. Danthesoccer
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    THEY PROBABLY WANTED TO MAKE YOU GO NUTS

    WHICH THEY SUCCEEDED IN

  37. *♥*anna*♥*
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    Because he only took the lucky one. Duh.

  38. dont hate me
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    don’t try and pretend it was stolen, you lost it didn’t you ,women always lose stuff ,virginity for instance,but then i bet that wasn’t your fault either eh?

  39. Dark Angel
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    CAUSE THEIR ONE OF THOSE KOOKS WHO HAS TAKEN A TROPHY AND YOUR SHOE FIT THE BILL.get them locks changed asap.

  40. kay kay
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    to give you a warning for next time

  41. Gina
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    They didn’t want you to get suspicious, so they didn’t take both, they just took one.

  42. tek-oh
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    Because he was a demented sick chap, who has a thing for ladies shoes.

  43. Pirate ☀ Kitten's Grimey
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    I’ve only got one penis, I only need one shoe.

  44. Betty
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    It’s probably the same person that broke my lamp today! Weirdsh*t happening, I’m tellin ya.

  45. Wall Fly
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    It was Stitch!

    Haven’t you seen Lilo and Stitch?

  46. Brambles
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    it might have been hop along cassidy.

    you know how he is.

  47. Rick
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    Well after you do laundry, you’ll only have one sock so you’ll be just fine.
    OK I admit it! I did it! I already stole all your bras and panties and now I’m on to a foot fetish. You can have your bra and panties back. They don’t fit and the bra is making me chafe.

  48. Random Bob
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    maybe it’s that creepy chick that’s been stalking you with a foot fetish, she just wanted a souvenir.

  49. Ghost of revenginator
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    To drive you crazy?

  50. Ronatnyu
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    I bet Imeda Marcos would!

    … she;d done it just so you wouldn’t outshine her shoe collection

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